COSMO CHICK
It's been a week since my last post. But I'm not in the mood to post anything personal, so to speak. So I'll just share this with you :)
I got myself the January issue of Cosmo Philippines a couple of weeks ago and, naturally, it came with the 2006 Bedside Astrologer. Here's what's in store for a Cap girl this year:
January: Feel cozy. Invest in plush pillows and a snuggly comforter when the homebody Moon amps your need to nest on the 20th. Sensualizing your boudoir décor will keep you in a ready-for-randy-action state of mind.
February: Save your sanity. You're an incredibly hard worker, but this month, you max out. As tough Saturn piles up projects, you'll need help to muscle through the mess. Ask your guy to pick up dinner, or enlist the aid of a coworker to meet a deadline.
March: Splurge on your urge. Go against your responsible grain and don't deny yourself a single guilty pleasure until the 15th. Whether you crave fancy cappuccinos or going clubbing until the wee hours, extravagant Venus encourages you to give in to a few of your pet passions.
April: Get physical. You're so antsy around the 21st that even extra workouts can't relieve the pressure. Deep kissing or a pumped-up passion session works like a charm to dispel Mercury's edgy energy.
May: Quit freaking out. Mid-month, worrywart Pluto makes you paranoid that your guy's losing interest in you or that you'll never find a boyfriend. Realizing that it's all in your head quickly revives both your strong self-image and your erotic optimism.
June: Bend a bit. Under friendly Venus, don't fire off a snippy remark when a pal disagrees about which soirée to attend around the 6th. She may be hoping to meet up with a crush, and you know how that feels. Push aside your headstrong nature, and go with the flow.
July: Shift into high gear. When the killer combo of fun-loving Jupiter and rowdy Mars puts you in social mode, it's nonstop jumping between bashes. Slip some nookie essentials in your bag, because things might get wild.
August: Take control. Straight-forward Saturn has you dishing out carnal orders when your dominant side rules near the 14th. Demand south-of-the-border pleasure from your man, or make a move on a crush. Your go-for-it gusto will turn him on.
September: Kick off the season. Hit the parking lot with pals for a potluck blowout at a tailgate party. Competitive Mars inspires a girls-versus-guys bet on which team will win—the losers have to buy everyone drinks at your local sports bar.
October: Power up. Lazy Jupiter zaps your energy after the 19th, so get plenty of beauty sleep to keep you looking and feeling fresh, even if it means passing up a fun girls' night out. You'll want to be in tip-top shape for a surprisingly sexy Halloween costume party.
November: Enjoy the ride. You won't have to ask twice to get action when naughty Mars preps you for wild antics near the 14th. Whether it's strip name-that-tune with your guy or dancing with a hottie at a fete, men will pick up on your amorous appeal the second you lock eyes.
December: Express yourself. Capricorns aren't usually into sappy stuff, but tapping your seldom-seen mushy side strengthens a romantic connection. Express this Venus-sent affection with a sweet card or naughty night planned just for him.
Your year ahead: luxe out. Capricorns are known for being admirably practical, but easygoing Venus helps you let loose and indulge yourself more. Buy semiprecious bling that you'd ordinarily desire but not spend for, or schedule a spa day.
Single? Smarty-pants that you are, you may know who your secret admirer is in April, but let him make the first move. A devilish dude you meet in June is fling material.
Attached? When job pressures get you down in May, he'll save your sanity with a mini celebration on a Friday evening, complete with champagne and an insanely hot hookup. A vacation in October makes you both realize your bond is moving to a deeper level.
Why you blow guys' minds in bed: You believe that practice makes perfect, ensuring sex-cellent stimulation. Your direct approach during randy romps leaves no doubt in your man's mind about what you want him to do. Amazing erotic stamina guarantees he'll never be starved for affection (that goes for morning-after nookie too).
Hmmm, sounds like I've got an interesting year ahead of me, according to Cosmo. We'll see what happens. I'll get back to you on this mid-year, most probably :)
It's been a week since my last post. But I'm not in the mood to post anything personal, so to speak. So I'll just share this with you :)
I got myself the January issue of Cosmo Philippines a couple of weeks ago and, naturally, it came with the 2006 Bedside Astrologer. Here's what's in store for a Cap girl this year:
January: Feel cozy. Invest in plush pillows and a snuggly comforter when the homebody Moon amps your need to nest on the 20th. Sensualizing your boudoir décor will keep you in a ready-for-randy-action state of mind.
February: Save your sanity. You're an incredibly hard worker, but this month, you max out. As tough Saturn piles up projects, you'll need help to muscle through the mess. Ask your guy to pick up dinner, or enlist the aid of a coworker to meet a deadline.
March: Splurge on your urge. Go against your responsible grain and don't deny yourself a single guilty pleasure until the 15th. Whether you crave fancy cappuccinos or going clubbing until the wee hours, extravagant Venus encourages you to give in to a few of your pet passions.
April: Get physical. You're so antsy around the 21st that even extra workouts can't relieve the pressure. Deep kissing or a pumped-up passion session works like a charm to dispel Mercury's edgy energy.
May: Quit freaking out. Mid-month, worrywart Pluto makes you paranoid that your guy's losing interest in you or that you'll never find a boyfriend. Realizing that it's all in your head quickly revives both your strong self-image and your erotic optimism.
June: Bend a bit. Under friendly Venus, don't fire off a snippy remark when a pal disagrees about which soirée to attend around the 6th. She may be hoping to meet up with a crush, and you know how that feels. Push aside your headstrong nature, and go with the flow.
July: Shift into high gear. When the killer combo of fun-loving Jupiter and rowdy Mars puts you in social mode, it's nonstop jumping between bashes. Slip some nookie essentials in your bag, because things might get wild.
August: Take control. Straight-forward Saturn has you dishing out carnal orders when your dominant side rules near the 14th. Demand south-of-the-border pleasure from your man, or make a move on a crush. Your go-for-it gusto will turn him on.
September: Kick off the season. Hit the parking lot with pals for a potluck blowout at a tailgate party. Competitive Mars inspires a girls-versus-guys bet on which team will win—the losers have to buy everyone drinks at your local sports bar.
October: Power up. Lazy Jupiter zaps your energy after the 19th, so get plenty of beauty sleep to keep you looking and feeling fresh, even if it means passing up a fun girls' night out. You'll want to be in tip-top shape for a surprisingly sexy Halloween costume party.
November: Enjoy the ride. You won't have to ask twice to get action when naughty Mars preps you for wild antics near the 14th. Whether it's strip name-that-tune with your guy or dancing with a hottie at a fete, men will pick up on your amorous appeal the second you lock eyes.
December: Express yourself. Capricorns aren't usually into sappy stuff, but tapping your seldom-seen mushy side strengthens a romantic connection. Express this Venus-sent affection with a sweet card or naughty night planned just for him.
Your year ahead: luxe out. Capricorns are known for being admirably practical, but easygoing Venus helps you let loose and indulge yourself more. Buy semiprecious bling that you'd ordinarily desire but not spend for, or schedule a spa day.
Single? Smarty-pants that you are, you may know who your secret admirer is in April, but let him make the first move. A devilish dude you meet in June is fling material.
Attached? When job pressures get you down in May, he'll save your sanity with a mini celebration on a Friday evening, complete with champagne and an insanely hot hookup. A vacation in October makes you both realize your bond is moving to a deeper level.
Why you blow guys' minds in bed: You believe that practice makes perfect, ensuring sex-cellent stimulation. Your direct approach during randy romps leaves no doubt in your man's mind about what you want him to do. Amazing erotic stamina guarantees he'll never be starved for affection (that goes for morning-after nookie too).
Hmmm, sounds like I've got an interesting year ahead of me, according to Cosmo. We'll see what happens. I'll get back to you on this mid-year, most probably :)

